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raiseyoulikeaphoenix:

if u date someone who is sad and expect them to instantly be happy cause u date them and get frustrated by how “boring” they are for always being unhappy then you need to take a trip down fuck off lane

thinsiqnificant:

sex burns 300 calories who wants to help me lose weight

Some things are hard to write about. After something happens to you, you go to write it down, and either you over dramatize it or underplay it, exaggerate the wrong parts or ignore the important ones. At any rate, you never write it quite the way you want to. The Unabridged Journals of Sylvia Plath (1950-1962)

a-little-insane:

when does hibernation start because I am 100% participating in that

Oh, by the way:

I have one cigarette left and I’m saving it for in the morning before work.
Also I’m not buying another pack.
I guess it’s about that time to quit.

Tomorrow is definitely going to suck.

What does virginity mean to a queer person, who may never have vaginal intercourse in her/his/hir life? What of a lesbian who chooses to never engage in any sort of penetrative sex act her entire life, does she remain some sort of super, extra virgin? If a straight man receives a blowjob, he will in all likelihood still consider himself a virgin, but a gay man receiving a blowjob may have a more complicated understanding of what it means for his sex life. In many ways, our conception of “virginity” erases or invalidates queer sex. Virginity: Ditch It (sexposgrrrl)

thisdaysux:

You actually don’t even have to introduce yourself if you don’t want to, i don’t need an a/s/l, we don’t have to do the “hey whats up” “not much you?” thing, you can just say “so at school yesterday this idiot said…” in my ask box and I will gladly converse with you. Like seriously I will just talk to you like we’re best friends.

It is said it takes seven years
to grow completely new skin cells.
To think, this year I will grow
into a body you never will have touched. Brett Elizabeth Jenkins (via winonaryderfanclub)

Don’t get stuck. Move, travel, take a class, take a risk. There is a season for wildness and a season for settledness, and this is neither. This season is about becoming. Don’t lose yourself at happy hour, but don’t lose yourself on the corporate ladder either. Stop every once in a while and go out to coffee or climb in bed with your journal. Now is your time. Walk closely with people you love. Don’t get stuck in the past, and don’t try to fast-forward yourself into a future you haven’t yet earned. Give today all the love and intensity and courage you can, and keep travelling honestly along life’s path. Street Smarts: A Learning Process: 11 Things to Know at 25(ish)

I will be living with my girlfriend soon and I couldn’t be happier.

geeses:

if you want my legs to be shaved every day then you can do it for me and ill see how long it takes for you to not care anymore

dionthesocialist:

Realistic Erotica: “Please don’t stop,” she moaned just as my fucking hand started to really cramp.

Well this check was better then I thought it was gonna be!
That overtime that I didn’t even want really paid off >:}

I could start fires with what I feel for you. Fires, David Ramirez (via pomeray)

Tell me what you want
and I will help you chase it.
I’ll chase it with you. Daily Haiku on Love by Tyler Knott Gregson (via tylerknott)