nicoffeine

You guys crack me up!
It’s cute that you guys care so much. Hahaha!

if youre attractive and you talk to me first, chances are im very confused

So I went to Family Dollar and asked this lady if they had any bug spray because I got eaten alive at work all week.
She asked where I worked and I told her for a construction company.
and she was like, “wow really?! I guess that also explains the tan.”
TAN?!
I’m noticeably tan now?!
That’s a fucking first.

If there is a God, He will have to beg my forgiveness. A phrase that was carved on the walls of a concentration camp cell during WWII by a Jewish prisoner (via lourryziam)

Everything I’ve never done, I want to do with you. William Chapman (via bmcay)

Lil bam: Midnight confession

lilbam69:

I truly hate myself. Nothing dramatic, just legitimately, don’t understand why I’m such a stubborn asshole! I made the biggest mistake of my life tonight, and broke up with the most amazing woman any person could possibly ask for! She’s so much deeper than her gorgeous looks. She’s smart. She’s…

Coworker: You need to stop saying, "Please" and "Thank you" and start saying "Fuck you!", you're a Pipeliner!

I need numbers.

I need friends!
Send your digits my way. :}

I don’t have many loyal “friends”.
Shit’s getting old.

nicevagina:

Contrary to many beliefs, you don’t actually need a fucking life story reason to get a tattoo.

One day I hope I end up living in a big city.

Whatever comes, let it come. What stays, let it stay. What goes, let it go. Papaji (via dddeathanddecay)

himchanspenus:

Here’s a serious advice. Even the nicest people have their limits. Don’t try to reach that point because the nicest people are also the scariest assholes when they’ve had enough.

Would you risk your life every day

For a good paycheck?
Seriously.

Exhausted.
Stressed.
Sleep > everything right now