You guys crack me up!
It’s cute that you guys care so much. Hahaha!
So I went to Family Dollar and asked this lady if they had any bug spray because I got eaten alive at work all week.
She asked where I worked and I told her for a construction company.
and she was like, “wow really?! I guess that also explains the tan.”
I’m noticeably tan now?!
That’s a fucking first.
I truly hate myself. Nothing dramatic, just legitimately, don’t understand why I’m such a stubborn asshole! I made the biggest mistake of my life tonight, and broke up with the most amazing woman any person could possibly ask for! She’s so much deeper than her gorgeous looks. She’s smart. She’s…
- Coworker: You need to stop saying, "Please" and "Thank you" and start saying "Fuck you!", you're a Pipeliner!
Contrary to many beliefs, you don’t actually need a fucking life story reason to get a tattoo.
Here’s a serious advice. Even the nicest people have their limits. Don’t try to reach that point because the nicest people are also the scariest assholes when they’ve had enough.